Truthfully - Trump is looking for a new, better son & Kyle Rittenhouse wants Trump to adopt him
"I hate my mom. I mean, have you seen her?"
Word around the old litter box is that Kyle Rittenhouse’s visit with Spanky was meant to be a test-drive of sorts. For both parties.
It’s no secret that Spanky is not overly proud or fond of his two oldest boys - why would he be? A philandering coke addict who left his lovely wife and kids to be with the explosively loud poster-girl for idiocy, who possesses the intelligence of mud. Also an addict I’m told by my buddy, Fluffy the Himalayan.
His second son is a punchline and cautionary tale, the object of some hilarious SNL skits and that’s about all the use I can discern. Oh yeah - he steals from cancer kids - let’s not forget about that.
As for Barron, his lineage is in dispute. There’s some question as to who his birth father actually is. There is absolutely no evidence that Spanky is his papa. I mean - have you ever seen this father and son do anything together like normal dads and their boys? Other than ripping the wings off butterflies, I mean? I’ve heard that’s the only thing they do together.
So, who is his real father? Vegas gamblers are betting heavily that Barron is the product of a quickie liaison between Melancholia and Jeffrey Epstein or Prince Andrew. Pick ‘em - it’s a toss-up.
Reportedly Trump is trying “Rent a Kid”, a subsidiary of “Rent-A-Whore”, where he leased his last wife.
To that end, Rittenhouse was invited to Mar-A-Lardo for a test drive.
Old Spanky found that rental wives worked rather well, so - why not a son?