Tucker Carlson - trained by George Costanza - "It's not a lie if you believe it."
Seinfeld's Costanza admits, "I've been training right wing journalists for years."
The man behind all those Fox lies and distortions has come out in the open.
“Well, truthfully, after Seinfeld I decided I wanted a break from acting. I had Seinfeld money, so I did not really need a job. Besides acting, my other skill is lying.
“Rupert Murdoch approached me to do a little training for Fox. I’ve been training Fox news staff every since. I’ve been approached by other pseudo-news broadcast organizations but the Murdochs insisted I sign a no-compete agreement.
“So like so many other people in the news world - I am owned by the Murdochs I guess you could say.
“Initially I was ashamed. But the checks started getting bigger, and the shame dissipated.
“And the Fox women are hot, I was kinda hoping that I might have a shot. But seriously - look at me. Nothing ever came of it even thought I am much better looking than Roger Ailes. I looked at him and thought ‘maybe’.
“No, nothing ever came of it. But I got a shitload of money - which I deserved after having to work with Tucker Carlson and that mean drunk woman.”
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