Twitter and the clones. The demise of Twitter as we know it.
People leaving in droves as Twitter gets worse by the day.
The exodus.
It’s unfolding as it should.
At the end of it all, the only Tweeps who will remain on The Blue Bird will be people who had been previously suspended and then allowed back - after Musk implemented what he calls his ‘free speech policy’.
Unless the previously suspended happen to tweet something derogatory about Musk and his mismanagement - then they are gone for life.
Reminds me of an orange wannabe politico I’ve heard tell of.
I asked Musk’s office assistant how it was going now that Elon had fired the majority of staff.
“OH MY, a talking cat, are you one of Elon’s inventions?”
'“No”, I explained to him, “I am the work of a god. Not your guy in the sky, but Bastet the cat goddess. We can discuss that some other time over a bowl or two of catnip and whatever herb you like to smoke.
“No, I am just curious. Cats are curious beings as you know, and I was wondering what it’s like to work in a place that has had its staff cut as drastically as Twitter.”
He looked furtively around the office before answering,
“I’ve got to be careful. I’d feel better if we had this chat off-site at one of the local bars that Mr. Musk would never enter out of fear for his life. Our local is full of Twitter people - remainers and goners.
“One thing that binds us is our hatred of Musk, our love of Dorsey, and a longing for things to be the way they once were. But I fear those glory days are gone forever.
“Not a day goes by that another Blue-Bird replacement clone pops up. Twitter is rapidly turning into another Truth Social - which doubtless will be gone within the year if what we are hearing is true.
“Devin Nunes has been hanging around here in his free time. He bums food from us and has been sleeping on the floor in our maintenance room. He has been applying for a janitorial job here for months, but sadly, just like the rest of the world, we have no use for him. Over here the staff is required to spend an hour a day cleaning the place so no need for janitorial staff. Word has it that we are very close to eviction. Musk is like Trump - hates to pay for something he has already consumed.
“Word has it that the restaurants nearby will not serve Elon or TFG without payment up front. Cash only. And only if they consume their meals off-site. Apparently they got the idea from the Orange Rapist’s legal team.
“Musk has been producing a lot of crap. Teslas and space ships blowing up. Elon ran a raffle to take a ride on a space ship. Not one ticket sold. Elon didn’t bother to buy a ticket either.
“And last I heard he’s driving a Prius. Terrified of his own product bursting into flames or jamming up an intersection.
“Hey cat”, he yelled after me as I was leaving the cellar office, “you don’t know of anybody looking for an MBA janitor, do you? We haven’t been paid in cash for weeks. Instead he upgrades our verification stars and only charges us $7.50.
“Kind of pointless. Most of the staff isn’t on Twitter.”
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