Wow. Impressive. It seems the UK does not tolerate fuckery of any kind from its leaders.
What would be just run of the mill days at the office in the USA has resulted in deep shit and a lot of embarrassment for a couple of British men.
The Andrew formerly known as Prince has been stripped of anything resembling a passing acquaintance with the English Royals.
And Prime Minister Boris Johnson is holding on to his position by his fingernails.
Andrew is accused of having sexual congress with teenage girls and, not unlike Lucy Arnez, has some ‘splaining to do. Heavy shit. Technically rape. Something TFG has been accused of on a regular basis, resulting in fuck all - nada - nothing - rien.
Party boy Boris Johnson partied on until the wee hours of the morning the night before Prince Phillip’s funeral, in the middle of a pandemic. An act for which he has apologized. BoJo is said to have reeked of booze at the funeral - classy.
And to make matters worse, he had a little drinks party in the garden at Number 10 Downing recently, claiming he didn’t know it was a party.
Now, I’m just a cat but if I came home and found a lot of people dancing and drinking in my house, listening to old Beatles and Rolling Stones tunes, I would have a pretty fair idea that a party was in progress.
Boris explained to me, “How was I to know it was a party? There were no hookers and I did not see a single line of cocaine being deployed. And believe me, us Eton boys can smell coke from a block away. By the way, who the fuck are you? You’re not Larry. Get the fuck out of here.”