US government decides not to lift Santos' passport
"It'll be cheaper in the long run if we avoid the multitude of court cases that will result should we force him to remain in America.
The US government had thought of pulling George Santos’ passport lest he flee the country before the plethora of pending court cases reach the courts. But they rethought the whole concept.
A US judicial official, speaking confidentially, told me, “You know cat, we ran the numbers and the cost would be astronomical should we pursue this whole Santos shit show any further.
“This is a hard lesson we have learned from the never-ending Trump fiasco. It’s costing us a fortune to prosecute that particular family of carnies.
“We thought long and hard on the Santos matter and figured it would be far cheaper in the long run if we let him flee the country and the plethora of court cases that will no doubt arise should he remain in the USA.
“We will, of course, lift his passport once he has fled the US. We do not, under any circumstances, want to take a chance of him returning to America. He is a master of disguise, often disguising himself as a woman.
“With winter upon us we are also considering something similar for Ted Cruz.”
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