US Olympic track team recruits Josh Hawley
"With a personality like mine, you learn how to run from a fight at an early age. My family was extremely disappointed that was I unhurt when I got home that night."
The viral video clip of Josh Hawley fleeing from the failed January 6th insurrectionists has garnered a lot of attention.
“When I saw that clip I knew instantly. This is someone we need on our team,” said a US Olympic Track coach who asked that we not name him.
“He was very quick off the mark. And did you see the length of his stride? Perfect for the men’s 100 meters and possibly the relay team.”
The US Olympic Track Team has requested “anyone with video footage of other GOP Senators fleeing for their lives that day to please contact our recruiter.”
"With a personality like mine, you learn how to run from a fight at an early age. My family was extremely disappointed that was I unhurt when I got home that night.”