Vacation? Or has Alberta Premier Jason Kenney fled the jurisdiction?
Wife claims she doesn't know, "and truthfully, I don't give a damn. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be married to that lazy, useless idiot? Hasn't held an honest job since grad."
From the Alberta Premier’s office to Tom Vernon, Global Provincial Affairs Reporter
Evidently, Premier Jason Kenney has taken a break from accomplishing absolutely nothing other than declaring victory over COVID and declaring an end to mask mandates, stopping COVID testing and the release of current COVID statistics.
He did have help though. His accomplice, Dr. Deena Hinshaw is often seen on stage with him, nodding her head in what we can only assume is acquiescence. We cannot find anyone who can confirm what else she does to earn her pay. Be that as it may, they do seem to have agreed that Albertans can now return to pre-pandemic life.
The note from the Premier’s office announcing the vacay, appears to have been written by a failing middle school English student, but we are assured it does come from Kenney’s office.
The upshot of “society returning to normal” is - you won’t be required to mask up for the funerals of your family and friends, which no doubt, are likely to keep you busy for quite some time to come.
And don’t worry about vaccinations if you don’t feel like it, or if Jesus and your drinking buddies told you it’s a sin, or if you find it more convenient and less sacrilege to deworm yourself.