Warden after warden refuses to house Big Stevie "Two Shirts" Bannon
Organized crime figure, Big Stevie “Two Shirts” Bannon is causing a considerable problem for the judicial system as they struggle to find an institution to hold him.
“The smell emanating from him is enough to gag a maggot,” quipped Jimmy TwoGuns, de facto boss of Riker’s Island, “none of our guys want to bunk with him. Not even Johnny Dedrowski - and he lived with his wife’s corpse for two years.
“I got near him once and I gagged for an hour. Feel bad for the warden, but nothing I can do. Offered them money - they said there is not enough money in the prison system to motivate anyone.
“We’ve got nowhere to put him. Potential cell mates have threatened to find other accommodation if he is thrown in with them. And we count on our share of federal cash to function. A few others have promised to “end him” if he lands anywhere in the same building. Which might solve a lot of problems.”