Wealthy GQP suburban neighborhoods - the truth behind Kristi's random slaughter of animals
Gangs of feral cats taking over the policing of GQP suburban neighborhoods
“We’re fed up and we’re not going to take it anymore,” TopCat Thomas (TCT) told me yesterday.
“Damn GQP white immigrant two-legs.
“As soon as they graduate from their Ivy League universities and start the prearranged jobs their parents bought for them - it’s off to the affluent ‘burbs where they think that their high salaries entitle them to do whatever the fuck they want.
“Speeding thru our neighborhoods in their BMWs, every brand of EV, and of course Teslas, with their newborns loosely strapped in as they head home from a shopping spree, where they have paid exorbitant money for food that will inevitably rot and end up in the trash; all the while cursing the starving people of Gaza, Ukraine and various areas around the world. Even the United States of America.
“Perhaps they run over and kill someone’s pet. It’s no big deal. That dog, puppy, cat, kitten, horse was probably due for execution at the regular Sunday night gathering of AK47 carrying inhabitants of the Kristi Lynn Noem Community of Neanderthals.
“Well, we don’t want Kristi and her ‘Lily White Christians here. We have tried everything to discourage them. Urinating on their precious vehicles - that’s a smell you never forget, nor can you neutralize it by cleaning and we love tearing up their gardens and well manicured lawns. Nothing destroys lawn like cat urine.
“Of course this is a last resort - we start by ripping up their flower gardens, growling and hissing when they come near and of course shredding their hands as they reach out to pat us on our heads, or slap us. We’re never sure.
“These are total strangers to us. ‘Stranger danger’ our mama cats taught us. I myself shred seven separate human hands before I was ten months old. Thus far I have maimed forty-five.
“We do take a little care with the wee humans - they’re not old enough to know better than to approach an unknown cat with their grubby little hands reaching for our beautiful tails.
With these little ones - a slap on the hand with a paw with claws retracted and a throaty growl usually does the trick.
“But if they continue this behavior, they’re fair game.
“As for Kristi - we have something special planned for her. And I tell you the horses are chomping at the bit to have a go at this particular piece of human debris.”
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
You're on a roll tonight Tom...... you have summarized entitled Kristi and others like her so perfectly. All animals are too good for her, she doesn't deserve any.
Maybe slash her tires, pour sugar in the gas tank, urinate on all this seats, leave poop at threshold of the door so when she steps outside she steps in it.....