Weisselberg elated with sentence - wishes it were longer
"Can you imagine having to work for him all these years? And those idiot kids of his. I really wish the sentence were longer - maybe I can shiv someone and extend my stay. at Rikers"
"I am so looking forward to a vacation from idiot Trump and his mentally challenged family," Allan Weisselberg confided in me.
I asked him how he came to be employed by the Trump Organization.
“Well, my father worked for Fred, Don’s father. My dad was a gambler. He lost me in a World Series bet with Fred. I’ve belonged to the family ever since. At first it was a sweet deal - I had two meals a day and a nice roomy closet to live in. That’s where I lived for a long time.
“I showed a real knack for addition and subtraction and Fred made me his accountant. When Fred passed he had willed me to Donald J.
“At first it wasn’t bad - all the left over KFC and half-drank warm stale Diet Coke I wanted and a weekly allowance of $28 for clothes. And he let me live in the janitor’s room for $10 a week.
“Back in the inflation days of the 1970’s he gave me a raise to $43 a week. I thought I was doing quite well'.”
I asked him about how he acquired his accounting skills.
“Oh I just make shit up. I do it to make Donald happy. I know if he is going to a bank to get a loan - I just make shit up. And at tax time I make the Organization show major losses. Pleases Mr. Trump to no end. And on those days I get an extra helping of mac and cheese. It’s not really cheese - it’s a cheese like substance. But when you’re starving it tastes pretty good.”
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