Wharton demands that functionally illiterate TFG cease and desist claiming he attended Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania
"A clerical error, a large amount of his father's cash and some NY mob members forced the felon's admission to the school." - Wharton administrator
I’ve busied my feline mind for a day or so wondering how the hell did the functionally illiterate idiot Trump get into Wharton.
Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania is said to be considering filing a cease and desist order against TFG frequently and loudly claiming he was an alumni, saying that he was mistakenly admitted under duress from Trump’s father.
“His father threatened to send ‘some guys around’ to talk to the Head of Admissions and staff members of the admitting committee.
“Every time this idiot brags about attending our school we lose donations and applications from credible applicants.
“His tenuous grasp of the English language should have been cause for rejection. We have long suspected that his letter accompanying his application was written by a broke junior high school English student.
“Even now - Trump misuses the English language, invents words and ‘facts’. It is crystal clear by his misuse of the word ‘sanctimonious’ when badmouthing the Governor of Florida.
“His obviously random capitalization of phrases he mistakenly deems important is another indication of his illiteracy.
For a little more about how TFG was admitted to Wharton - check out this article.
All of this explains a lot.
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