What happened to the baby grand piano?
Remember the piano?
TFG had brown hair once upon a time.
Remember this photo that was seen in every magazine, social media site and even legitimate newspapers.
I have had a very long time to think about this, but still wonder - what the fuck was this intended to portray.
TFG still drove a car back then until it was repossessed - but by then he had people to chauffeur him around.
With his mind in the state it is now - it would be all but impossible for him to obtain a driver’s license.
Rudy has promised that there was no need to worry - he would always make sure TFG had a means of transportation. Rudy is currently selling stolen vehicles to feed himself at nite diners that keep their trash in bins out behind the eateries.
“Perfect place to dine after closing. Free and most of it is edible.
“The end of the day is the best time for dining. You would not believe how much semi-edible food gets thrown out.
“A word of caution though - ensure there is a toilet near by that can be reached quickly. Apparently it is an offense to empty your bowels on the street. That is kind of unfair - dogs go wherever they happen to be when the urge kicks in.”
Anyway back to Melania - I asked about the piano.
“Oh that was repossessed a long time ago, before Donald started to pilfer campaign donations. A lot of our furniture was repossessed or sold.
“I don’t miss it one bit. Every piece of furniture was trimmed in gold - truthfully it sickened me just having to look at it every day. So tacky - just like Donald.
“I’ve gotten rid of most of it - impossible to sell such tacky crap. The majority of it was given to Goodwill but they can’t seem to even give it away.
“I’m in the process of redecorating as my allowance allows. I can’t wait for the divorce settlement. I hope he’s still got a few dollars left in the campaign donations. I hear he had a big weekend after the thirty-four judgments came down.
“But I’m quite sure that most of that campaign money ended up in his pockets. Or maybe he gave it to Ivanka to hold for him.
“I saw her on Friday in the middle of a shopping binge.
“Taking money from campaign donations for personal use is quite illegal, I’m told. But it seems like numerous Republicans have been doing it for decades.
“Maybe I’ll end up owning numerous golf courses and their hotels.
“I can’t wait for this to be over.
“I’ve got my eye on the golf pro at Bedminster, which I will eventually own.”
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