I don’t know about you but I’m growing weary and a little bored with all the TFG news coverage.
So I decided to delve into the escapades of the other members of the Trump mob…
I thought I’d start with Ivanka but quickly realized that one would need a PhD in Boolean Logic to gain even a tiny bit of understanding of WTAF is going on with Jarvanka. Remember all the confusion this past summer about whether or not she had dropped the Trump surname and taken Jared’s surname?
After about half an hour of looking into Ivanka’s business affairs I got bored, confused and hungry - so I ate Nick’s steak dinner and curled up for a nice nap and do some thinking on it all. When I awoke about four hours later Nick was cooking some salmon and I dropped the whole Ivanka thing.
After another 4 hour cat nap I thought I’d look into something a lot more transparent and much simpler - Don Jr and Eric.
The first thing that came to my cat mind was the bar tab the boys had skipped out on at an Irish pub after they ‘bought’ a round for the house.
They ordered the round and fled without paying like the mini-Trumps they are. I’m sure they had a good giggle over it as they slid into the back seat of the Secret Service vehicle as they made their escape.
Well, it seems that the pissed off owner of the public house tried and then finally gave up getting anything resembling cash from the Trump mob.
“They sent me a fuckin’ red cap with the word MAGA on it.”
So after a few attempts to get the bros to cough up some cash, Caroline Kennedy, the owner of the Igoe bar in Doonbeg, where Junior and Eric did the ‘dine and dash’, sent a bill to Trump’s golf course demanding payment. It got paid.
So it wasn’t the Trumps or taxpayers in the USA that finally paid the debt.
It was, in essence, the overworked, underpaid staff at TFG’s Irish golf course that footed the bill for the Trump Bros excellent adventure.
Fuck all the Trumps. Except Mary L. Trump.
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