"When I'm returned to my God-given position as leader of the USA I'm making this country into a monarchy."
"King Donald - it's gotta a nice ring to it."
I had a chat with the delusional Donald J Trump Sr. the other day.
And, as usual after these encounters, I had to bathe for a good hour or so post-chat.
I begged Nick to give me a human type bath as my tongue can’t seem to get off all the idiocy I had just had spewn all over my beautiful coat.
I may need hypnotherapy and heavy medication to rid my cat mind of the idiocy to which I had just been subjected.
TFG’s latest quest - a monarchy.
He wants to be a king, complete with robes and a gold bejeweled crown.
“No more Senate or House - think of how much money that would save the American people. That will free up enough cash to build me a beautiful palace.
“And I won’t have to bother appointing Secretaries and a cabinet. No more cabinet meetings. I sleep thru them most of the time only waking if I hear my name.
“We could get rid of the Judiciary. I’d feel a little bad about that - I handpicked a lot of the current SCOTUS. I mean what the hell do they do most of the time anyway?
“They’re always away on some sort of luxury cruise or trip. We’d save a bundle without their bar tabs and the beer deliveries to Kavanaugh. The Budweiser team of horses are delivering three loads of cases of beer every week to the Kavanaugh residence. They don’t do it for free. And he sure as hell doesn’t pay for it.
“We could sell off the White House and Capitol to help finance my castle furnishings and gold toilets.
“If I had a castle maybe Melania and that freakishly tall kid of hers would move back in with me.
“Yeah, she’d like a castle. Maybe she’d even have sex with me again.
“I’m getting tired of having to find a sex worker willing to have sex with me. MTG is starting to look good to me, and she says she’ll do it for free.”
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#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
Oh god, where is 'gag' button again on this thing???