Where are they now? - Devin Nunes
Last seen begging for change and eating from dumpsters in Palm Beach - sad sight
Who remembers Devin Nunes?
Lately I’ve been wondering about some of the Trumpers who seem to have dropped out of sight over the past couple of years. Ever since America told Trump they weren’t going to be conned any longer.
Milk boy Devin Nunes came to mind.
Remember him?
DJT piss boy - spent his nights running all over Capitol Hill for Trump. I think he was also in charge of securing late night snacks for the Hair Club and Spray Tan conman who lied and cheated his way into the Oval - his offspring in tow.
For the USA it was not unlike having your oft-divorced sister move into your home with her three bastard children.
Anyway, just before America dumped Trump, Nunes resigned his seat and took a position as CEO of Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ - a destined to fail social media platform.
Word around Palm Beach has it that Nunes has been seen panhandling, frequenting soup kitchens and sleeping on the beach.
Remember - it’s Palm Beach - extremely hard to find a soup kitchen. They open up and the city shuts them down within days. ‘Too tacky’, they say. ‘No need for them - we’re rich’. Welcome to DeSantis’ Florida.
We tracked Devin down and asked for an explanation as regards his new lifestyle.
“Yeah, it’s been tough. I haven’t received a cent in pay. I keep asking to be paid and Mr. Trump keeps telling me that it’s coming - they’re having a few glitches with the payroll department as well as a few tax issues, but they’re working on it. It’s been two years.
“I asked if I would be getting back pay anytime soon, I really need some new shoes.
“I sold a few of the family cows to make ends meet but my family found out and they now have a restraining order where I am not allowed within 50 miles of the farm. So yeah, things are tough.
“I had a room at Mar-a-Largo but they changed the locks and took out a restraining order prohibiting me from entering the grounds or buildings. Luckily the weather is good down here and I am getting used to sleeping on the beach.
“It’s not a great sleep though, security guards keep waking me and telling me I can’t sleep there. I’m hoping they call the police and get me arrested. At least then I could sleep on a bed and have access to a shower.
“I’m smelling pretty ripe for a CEO of a social media company.”
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Awwww! So sweet!
He has left a big🕳️in our hearts.