Where is Junior? Not that anyone really cares.
Word in the cat community has it that he has been spending his child visitation days bartering away his kid's labor for coke. An eight ball in exchange for an hour of child labor.
I’ve been seeing a lot of questions and discussion on social media as to the whereabouts of Donald “Snort” Trump Junior.
Not that anyone actually cares — it’s more of a curiosity thing. But there are a few nasty people who were wondering if he had finally (and thankfully) OD’d.
To solve this puzzle I put the question to the world’s most observant and curious community — cats.
We cats are far more evolved than you ‘two-legs’. Cats speak ONE language — that being CAT — enabling us to speak with cats world-wide with no misunderstanding.
I’d tell you the name of our language but I don’t think you homo sapiens could pronounce it.
That’s what we get for dealing with a multilingual species hellbent on destroying the planet and can’t even pronounce ‘meow’ correctly. We have a bitch of a time making our wishes and desires known to people.
But I digress, word has it that Junior and his live-in whore are spending some time with a portion of his kids this summer. It is said that the kids do not want to be around Kimmy as they find her “scary looking and too loud, she gives us nightmares”.
And Junior has started yet another new Trump venture that goes by the name of ‘Rent-A-Kid — a division of the Trump Organization’.
He has put these poor kids to work in his Florida neighborhood. Cutting grass, walking neighbors dogs and wheeling the multitude of neighbor senior citizens around the block, taking wheelchair bound seniors to the washroom to do their business and then cleaning them up, washing cars, windows, vacuuming — well, you get the idea.
Junior is legally restricted from removing the kids from the neighborhood, and a lawyer for the kids is seeking an injunction which would forbid Kimmy from being any closer than 500 yards to the children.
The pay for the work?
Nothing for the kids, other than the occasional glass of Kool-Aid, but Junior gets $250 an hour. His daddy taught him well.
He will however take opioids in lieu of cash. Actually — he would prefer opioids.
Oh, before I forget - I’m now on Medium
https://medium.com/@PissedTom
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