I’m just a cat, but I want to know - where the fuck is Merrick Garland and what the hell is he doing?
I can count on one paw the number of times we’ve seen him announce anything of substance over the last year. And even those few times provided very little. Not even a hint of when we might expect anything.
Rumors are running rampant that Merrick is ‘pulling a Ben Carson’ and sleeping peacefully on the sofa in his office at the DOJ during office hours.
I realize that what he is doing is crucial work but a status report to the citizens of the United States every once in a while would be a nice touch. And it just might show the taxpayers of this country that they aren’t squandering their hard-earned tax dollars on an ‘almost Supreme Court Justice’.
I’m starting to wonder if he’s a hands-off kind of guy. Just a ‘sort of let things happen and see where the chips fall’ kind of guy.
I’m positive I’d starve to death if I had to depend on Merrick to provide sustenance. And I’m sure my litter box would be a disaster, as it’s fairly clear that Garland does not like to get his hands dirty.
He’s above shit and above fucking with the status quo.
By Tom - an extremely pissed off cat - not feeling too funny today – sorry
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