He came out of nowhere sporting a long list of “achievements’ and a life history long enough for three humans or nine felines.
Even we cats with our nine lives could not possibly have done all that George (or whatever his real name is) claims to have done or had done to him.
I heard a rumor that he claims to have partaken in the My Lai Massacre during the Vietnam war.
From Wiki - “The Mỹ Lai massacre was the mass murder of unarmed South Vietnamese civilians by United States troops in Sơn Tịnh District, South Vietnam, on 16 March 1968.”
1968? Do the math people.
He wasn’t even a gleam in his father’s eye in 1968 - he wasn’t born until 20 years later - July 22, 1988. Hospital records show he was born a male. Yet he claims to be transgender. Did he switch twice?
I managed to catch up with him as he was selling fake stocks and bonds on a street corner on Wall Street when he should’ve been in the House of Representatives.
My first query was about all the blatant lies spewing from his mouth.
“Well, Mr. Trump taught me. I figured if he could do it and pretend to be a billionaire and end up in the Oval Office - why couldn’t it work for me?
“I at least have a working knowledge of the English language and can correctly use polysyllabic words. I’m not even sure that a lot of what spews from Mr. Trump’s mouth is English.
“Hey, while you’re here, do you want to get in in the ground floor of my new tech company. I can sell you some shares right now. How much cash you got on you right now? Let’s make this quick, I’m scheduled for a sex change operation at 10:30 and then a little plastic surgery this afternoon. I want to look like my BFF, Marjorie Three Names. I wonder who did her gender reassignment?”
I just shook my head and left when I saw his printing press pumping out ‘share certificates’ for ACME TECH INC with a Road Runner logo.
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