I’m a peripatetic and curious cat, as most cats are.
I watch TV during my short waking hours.
The other day I saw a commercial for a new wireless bra with sizes right up to an H-Cup said the spokesperson. An H-Cup!
I thought about that all of the next day, and took note of the various breast sizes I came across.
I work from wherever I am at the time. I’ve been a lot of places but I have never seen anybody or anything that would require an H Cup in a bra.
Not even my mom, who gave birth to eleven litters of kittens in her long life. After each litter her ‘nursers’ hung lower and lower, scraping the ground and swaying as she hunted.
But her prey would hear her coming due to the swishing of her nursers along the ground and mom would be deprived of a good old fashioned battle with a sewer rat - something she loved to do.
Nick has seen a lot of the world as well and he is always aware of his surroundings. Upon hearing about the H-cup he resolved to find something that he considered mythical. Like Ahab’s white whale.
It did not turn out well for the old guy. He was all but physically assaulted by an army of pissed off large breasted women who would shout at him, “Hey, you pervert, WTF are you staring at? Buy a porn mag or go to a strip club if you find big breasts so fascinating.”
He tried to explain that he was looking for the mythical H-cup, which prompted more than a few phone calls to the local constabulary and one call to a mental care facility.
One cop listened to Nick explain and instantly understood Nick’s curiosity.
“To tell the truth son, I’ve seen that ad as well and it has aroused my curiosity. Like you, I must admit I’ve been looking for the ‘big H’ myself. But I’m a Bangalore City Cop, nobody would dare question or verbally assault me.
“But you - a white foreigner? Although most of the women here are very beautiful with lovely demeanors, some are terrifying and would just as soon grab your testicles and squeeze and twist them until your eyes puff out, leaving you crying like a baby in the street. So son, I would suggest you stop staring at our women’s breasts - for your health.”
Nick hasn’t left the house in three days. He’s living on food that he has had delivered.
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