Who the hell would be stupid enough to get on a plane gifted by a Middle East country?

Trump thrilled about gift

“You know Tom, a brand new 747 is a fitting tribute to me. And my existing Air Force One is getting a little old and shabby. Especially my seat, it is not fit for my girth. I feel squeezed when I lower my butt into it. Not really comfortable.

“A brand new plane may be just what I need - I will be able to think a lot clearer.

“Now I just have to come up with a return gift to Qatar. It’s only polite. I am not a real polite person so this may be difficult.”

Stephen Miller suggested that since I don’t really use the White House I should consider making it a gift to Qatar. It will give them a home here in the USA - basically a hotel for them - they’re rich people - we can charge them whatever we want.

Miller is already having bugs planted all over the building, but admits Qatari women would not be allowed to enter.

“Qatar is a a little weird when it comes to Qatari women and Qatari men - so we will have to have a stable of American women available to them,

“We can leave the selection of women to President Trump - he has decades of experience in finding women. Now I realize that could get expensive - Trump is not popular with most American women, but we should be able to find ample, available broke women in the US Deep South. Trump is popular down there.

“And if worse comes to worse, I am sure Putin will rent out Russian and Ukrainian women.

“I sure hope the Secret Service will go over the gifted plane looking for explosives.”

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