Why do you 'two-legs' resist the need for a nap?
"I am fighting the urge to take a nap," said a lady on the Bird Shit site
I read a POST today from a lady who was desperately in need of a nap but resisted.
You humans baffle me. If you need a nap, then take a freaking nap. You’re of no use if you are just going thru the motions of caring for and worshipping us.”
There's a written commandment in the cat version of our Bible "Thou shalt not resist the urge to nap.”
The words of Bastet - the cat Goddess.
(You'll note we are smart enough to worship the female of our species).
That’s the first commandment Bastet gave us.
The second commandment - “Anything - living, dead or inanimate just might be food, thou shalt give it a sniff and a poke, and if it smells edible, and doesn’t move - eat it! Beware - if it’s alive you may have to kill it first.”
But the all seeing, all knowing Bastet foresaw this type of situation and equipped us with razor claws and teeth and absolutely no fear or conscience. Nor did she give us compassion or guilt about taking a life. She placed beings with a pulse on this planet for us to enjoy.
If it happens to be something that isn’t edible - it’s a plaything - a toy. Enjoy it and let your imagination run wild.
Just imagine you are frolicking on a sandy beach on the Nile - the location where Bastet first placed us. She did not foresee humans falling in love with us - so much so they felt compelled to round us up, kidnap us and introduce us to their home countries. Man assumed we would could be trained as slaves.
Wow - they really fucked up. It wasn’t long before they became our servants. Slaves if you will.
One more commandment Bastet passed on to us - “do not drink alcohol or consume drugs. Marijuana is permitted however.”
“But marijuana is a drug,” claimed one blasphemous disbelieving feline who was immediately transformed into a MAGA GOP.
“It’s a fucking plant that grows in the dirt!,” Bastet said as she surveyed her cat congregation.
“I don’t hear anyone complaining about catnip,” she snapped defiantly, “Anybody else got something to say on this issue?”
No response was forthcoming.
“I thought not.”
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