Why Trump chose Vance as his Veep

"Simply put - he's more of an asshole than me. Makes me look good."

I was chatting with TFG and asked him how he came to choose Satan’s favorite minion, JD Vance as his Veep.

“Well Tom, last time around I had a fairly decent minion as my running mate - and it flopped.

Seems that more of the GOP populace preferred him to me. This made me furious and weak. I thought that my people would hang him on January 6th. But it was not to be. Kinda fucked up my image.

“So after some serious thought and advice from Stephen Miller, I chose an asshole. The best I could find was Vance.

“He even looks like Satan and I hear he sleeps hanging up side down. When I heard that, I thought, ‘What a perfect Veep choice. He’ll make me look like a saint. Saint Trump’ My supporters will love it.

“I think I might be able to strong-arm him into serving my prison sentence(s).”

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