Why we never see Stephen Miller

"He's just too fucking creepy looking to be seen in public during daylight hours." DJT

“The only known photo of Miller taken in daylight. Nobody wants to see him after sunset.”

I was chatting with co-POTUS Trump the other day and asked him why we never see him with Stephen Miller - not in a a photo and never in public.

“Well Tom - he hates to be outside in daylight - and he’s far too creepy looking to be seen with him in a photograph with me.

“I’m not even sure I’ve ever seen him in daylight. He’s only allowed to enter the White House after dark - after everyone has left for the day.

“He scares the shit out of me and the public.

“I’m pretty sure he spends his days sleeping in his coffin and wakes after midnight. That’s when he does his work.

“Most of what he does for me is not public knowledge nor do we want photos of him doing his job.

“It would traumatize most of the country and might reflect poorly on me.”

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