With Kamala running for POTUS Xanax and Valium sales plummet
A grateful nation heaves a sigh - benzo companies panic
I was speaking with a big Pharma sales rep from one of the benzo companies that have previously seen their sales rocket when TFG makes public appearances and praises Hannibal Lecter.
The poor guy told me that the industry in panicking at the prospect of the American public being subjected to Kamala Harris.
“We long for the days when Trump would scare the shit out of decent American citizens, but we are terrified of Kamala.
“Have you got any idea what Kamala’s campaign has done to our sales? Every time she makes a speech or a public appearance we see a five per cent drop in sales.
“American physicians are prescribing all-time lows in the benzo market. We’re seriously thinking of manufacturing heroin and hallucinogens - that might be the only thing that saves us.”
He offered me some magic mushrooms - the first dose being free and he slipped me his business card a free sample of some mescaline.
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But drinking corn squeezin’s and fentanyl use have tripled in tRump states.