"All the king's horses and all the king's men..."
All but impossible to free Trump from King Charles throne
Donald Trump went shopping for a throne today.
He stopped by King Charles palace to try out his throne - just to see how comfortable it was going to be.
Charles was not overly keen on allowing Trump to sit on his throne, but Trump offered the King millions of pounds of Elon’s money if he could be allowed to try it out.
It took 20 minutes to wedge Trump onto the throne and an hour to free his mass from the throne’s grip.
North Korea’s. dictator, Kim Jong Un heard thru his spy network, that Trump was shopping and immediately contacted him - promising to construct a fully equipped throne for his massive bulk.
“Look - we built one that fits my massive butt, I’m sure we can put together something for you.
“The recliner will come complete with a TV screen that plays only FOX network, a built-in fridge full of Diet Coke, and daily deliveries from McDonalds. The TV will also have a channel that plays nothing but accolades for you and porn if you so desire.
“And given your penchant for napping - it reclines.
“I understand that Musk is still running the show for a little while yet and I’m sure he’ll cough up the $2 billion price tag.
“We can have it done before Musk and his money leaves the White House to save his business. My people work quickly - or else.”
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I’m sorry but my cats and I are lost. We aren’t sure where Prince Philip fits in here or if he was ever mentioned or even if he is still alive?? We may have missed something or are too dense to get English humor. Was it Prince Andrew?? The good friend of Jeffrey Epstein and enemy of all girls under the age of 16? We need some clarity Tom.
Sometimes I don't understand that Nick. Why wasn't he being de-stenched at the vet's too? Does he think his nethers don't stink?
(Oh dear, did I say that aloud?)