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Karen RN's avatar

I’m sorry but my cats and I are lost. We aren’t sure where Prince Philip fits in here or if he was ever mentioned or even if he is still alive?? We may have missed something or are too dense to get English humor. Was it Prince Andrew?? The good friend of Jeffrey Epstein and enemy of all girls under the age of 16? We need some clarity Tom.

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

Sometimes I don't understand that Nick. Why wasn't he being de-stenched at the vet's too? Does he think his nethers don't stink?

(Oh dear, did I say that aloud?)

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

He spent two days at a spa while cleaners hosed and deodorized him. Apartment had to be done as well.

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

"Hosed down for 2 days". 😂

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

Which country has a King Philip, Tom?

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

Whoops! Still getting over my days with the feral cats in my neighborhood. Still buzzed on their catnip. Thanks for pointing that out! I'm going to nap now.

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

My pride of feral cats were the ones who pointed it out to me. They are royal watchers.

lol

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

Cats ARE royalty. It doesn't surprise me that they picked up on that. I am at the the vet's today in an attempt to get this stench off of me. The vet told us that it may take two days to eliminate the smell. After that Nick will allow me back in our apartment.

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