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Julie Duggan's avatar

It sounds like Nick needs a mental health day or week....dont we all. But I doubt you'll be able to have that direct conversation with him. Some alternatives to preoccupy him without telling him you preoccupied him:

fake a heart attack

tell him you got your girlfriend pregnant and you need advice

tell him you'll be in your room doing a TikTok challenge

cancel the internet so the streaming doesn't work

run away for a week

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

I love all those ideas. I like the run away idea - maybe go hang with the neighborhood ferals. They have great hunting and stealing skills - could learn a lot.

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Alisa Kennedy Jones's avatar

You'd need thumbs to fill out all those asylum forms and medical directives... Better off sticking with the benzos to get you both through this GQP shitshow. (sigh)

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

Excellent point!

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