Ivanka counting on TFG choosing her as running mate
"It sure as hell won't be my brothers. Junior is always wasted and Eric has problems using a butter knife."
Ivanka Trump has expressed a renewed interest in joining “Daddie’s” team of corruption, liars and all round bad guys.
“I think I might stand a good chance of standing for VP. Wouldn’t that be wonderful for the USA. A Trump team ruining the whole nation.
“Correction - I meant RUNNING the whole nation.
“I will make it compulsory to buy Ivanka brand clothing. Daddy would be so proud. Of course he’l want a cut of the proceeds but I think of it payback for all the plastic surgery he paid for. And he bought me a college degree. So I kind of owe him.
“I wasn’t overly impressed by the spouse he forced me to marry, but he needed access to money and methods to avoid prison.
“And I’m guessing that mouse of a husband I’m tied to will flee to Saudi and join his best friends.
“He’s spent the past year learning Arabic. He’s not that bright so I guessing he doesn’t really have a grip on the language or culture. He’s pretty sure he’ll be allowed to marry multiple women. Of course he’ll insist that he get to see their faces before tying the knot.
“I will not miss him one bit and it’ll be a relief to get the kids away from his influence.”
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
And Daddy Dearest loves me so much, he's fucked me.
Well, Donny is turning the GOP into a family business, so why not?