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The Crazy Cat Lady Writes's avatar

And Daddy Dearest loves me so much, he's fucked me.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

I dunno. By that standard, he must love most of the USA. And we know that isn’t true.

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Bob Currer's avatar

Well, Donny is turning the GOP into a family business, so why not?

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Daniel L. Cooper's avatar

“I’d much rather having daddy with me in bed. He massaged my crotch spot just perfect. That woman he has on the plane with him had taught him soooo much about the ‘sweet spot’! Wow! His little fingers are perrrrrfect!”

What a sick bitch!

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