"The Trump recession - don't worry about it." DJT

Trump says not to worry about the upcoming recession

With the news of the upcoming Trump recession I thought I’d have a chat with Donald.

He spoke for an hour and a half and I was no more knowledgeable than before. He can talk for hours without saying anything.

“You know Tom - this upcoming recession is nothing to worry about. Americans will be okay.

“Most Americans own guns and I predict a rise in hunting to feed the millions of starving Americans - until they run out of ammunition and can’t afford more.

“What do you cats do when you are out of food? You hunt with your paws and claws - why can’t Americans follow their lead?

“And there’s always the garbage that is tossed out at fast food joints. Veritable feast - especially if you get there at closing time.

“So they should be okay for food - but education will no longer exist. Most of my supporters are illiterate and they seem to do okay.

“Health care will be non-existent - I expect most medical professionals will flee the country- probably to Canada - I hear they have a pretty good medical community.

“I, of course, will have my private doctor and dentist. Most Americans will lose their teeth - now I realize that will make eating a little difficult - but knives will still exist. Good for hunting and eating without teeth. They can just gum their food.

“Most people will become homeless but there are shelters all over this great nation.

“And insects are said to be a great source of protein.

“We’ll be okay.”

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