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Ellen Pepper's avatar

He doesn't have to worry because he'll be dead soon. Old age and high cholesterol will work in tandem to take him away - he won't need Calgon to do it.

Also, he has fake teeth so he won't need a knife to eat his hamberders which will probably be made from the corpses of the starved poor. Remember, his greatest pal is Hannibal the Cannibal.

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

You nailed it!!!

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Ellen Pepper's avatar

I've read books about this kind of creature. He's the most ignorant tyrant ever.

But worse, much worse, he's also boring. He lacks a certain intriguing complexity.

His trajectory is simple to trace.

Abject failure is in his stars.

He's a loser, baby, so why don't they...you know...release him from this mortal coil and end this shitshow.

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Karen RN's avatar

Hey Tom, I’m one of those healthcare professionals who would love to practice in Canada. Any chance you could accommodate myself and 15 cats?

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

Would love it but currently I'm in SE Asia and planning to return to Alberta in another month - I don't even have a place to live. Gonna stay with friends for a bit while I try to find a place in Quebec.

Would've been great! Can you imagine your 14 cats and me?

So sorry. But you'll love the medical profession in Canada.

Hope you find a place - would love to welcome an American.

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Karen RN's avatar

No worries Tom. I should have been more clear. Taking into consideration our current orange felon regime, I was asking if Canada could accommodate an RN and 15 cats asking for asylum.

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Tom a pissed off cat's avatar

I see no reason why they wouldn't - and nurses are always in high demand here - as are cats - in my mind anyway.

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Karen RN's avatar

Thanks Tom

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