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Melania anxious to start renovations on Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago
Both properties will be renamed
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Tom a pissed off cat
My latest delight - millipedes
Little did I know there were creatures lazier that felines - however they do exercise their myriad of legs constantly
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Trump confuses Greenland for Iceland
"Can't build a golf resort on all that ice. I blame the Democrats."
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Matt Gaetz considers running for governor of Fla.
"I was fired from my job at the all-girls school."
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Hell's Angels refuse Trump's offer of employment
"It'd be a freaking pay cut. And Trump and Musk are assholes. We don't work for assholes. They have no idea what they're doing." Unnamed leader of…
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Grocery stores discover yet another way to avoid paying wages
The self-scan and bag your own groceries was only the beginning
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Trump's would be assassin did not miss
"It would have been a waste of ammo to aim at his "brain". It's not like he even knows how to use it. Or if he has one. His behavior is indicative of a…
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Trump desperately attempts to impress Putin
The real motive for Trump's attempt to take over neighboring countries and territories
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December 2024

Canadian gun sales skyrocket
Preparing for the advent of the Musk/Trump takeover of Canada
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The Last Post of 2024
Cats tend to be lazy
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President Musk to rule House with an iron fist
"First order of business will be for the House members to give me all their money."
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"Sound it out." DJT
"That's how I learned. I don't know a noun from a verb but I sure sound smart to my followers. None of it makes any sense - but that's what the world…
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