Sitemap - 2021 - Day In The Life

Rand Paul cries foul upon discovering that Dems actually talk to, and convince voters to cast their ballots for them.

New Alberta COVID rules require barroom brawls to move outside to the parking lot

New cat in the White House

Trump upset that January 6th committee doing their jobs

Joe Manchin talks to the lump in his lap.

Call me when you finally outlaw zoos

TFG - tick tock mother fucker, it's getting late

If we saw the news out of America from abroad

So much denying - so much dying

I'm just a cat, I can only explain this with sock puppets

Trump's favorite fall guy returning

Kentucky congressman tired of "damned yankees" getting all the press for shooting deaths

House Rep Devin Nunes 'not doing anything' as a Rep anyway

Insurrectionist Plans On Using Jail Time Wisely

TOTAL AND COMPLETE ban on contraception - Amy Coney Barrett's next target

Our work here is done.

Spanky complains nobody is talking about him

Newest safety alternatives for the "don't-vax, don't-mask" crowd

Middle of pandemic and the American GQP SCOTUS decide to take up abortion rights fight.

Amy Coney Barrett - "No need for abortion, pump out the baby and dump it."

BREAKING - Michigan shooter a copycat

Sibling rivalry. Who's more repulsive? Traitor Tot or Nipples?

January 6th insurrection investigation shows why cats are far more efficient than people

Mothers are happy about Dealey Plaza gathering

Kyle Rittenhouse, object of hate at Arizona State University, cries to Daddy Donald and seeks admission to Trump U

Truthfully - Trump is looking for a new, better son & Kyle Rittenhouse wants Trump to adopt him

The Lauren Boebert apologies - she has a whole stockpile of them. She's going to need them.

It's starting to look a lot like Watergate...

Mag the Hag Three-Names - "We should honor Lee Harvey Oswald with 'post-humus' Medal of Honor"

Guilfoyle's grifting - raised millions for Jan 6th, or so she claims

Right wing mass murderer thought he had won lottery, he hadn't

RNC insider-janitor confirms Deadbeat Don cons RNC

NEWS ALERT - GOP to draft felons annually - the intern draft

BREAKING - Matt Schlapp, Ted Cruz and GQP declare war on Sesame Street

BREAKING - Chicago mob to take advantage of legalized murder in Wisconsin

Spanky puts crayons away and opts for a nice picture book

Kevin McCarthy earns three attaboys from Spanky for 8 hour speech

BREAKING - bored, low-IQ House member, 'Mag the hag' Three Names has a hankering for a good old fashioned civil war, just like her great-grand-daddy's kin did

BREAKING - Matt Gaetz, hopelessly attracted to young boys and girls, offers mass murderer job as his intern

Gosar to post at least one more anime vid

Warden after warden refuses to house Big Stevie "Two Shirts" Bannon

CNN's challenge - finding and inventing bad news about Biden admin

The Rittenhouse Rehearsals

Ted Cruz calls for investigation, boycott of businesses on Sesame Street

Dealey Plaza - "We ain't goin' nowhere till we see the Kennedys." Confused 'Dead Kennedys' fans refuse to leave.

"We ain't goin' nowhere till we see the Kennedys." Confused Dead Kennedys fans won't leave. See Tom the Pissed Off Cat's column tomorrow on substack https://dayinthelife.substack.com

Election integrity? Youngkin's kid tried to vote in Tuesday's election — twice

Cats would not tolerate anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers

White people versus black people? Really Amerikkka? What is wrong with you?

Kennedy clan showed up, QAnon covidiots were waiting at the wrong place

TraitorTot and SkankGirl plan their day - not paywalled

The results are in...

Far too depressed to write today.

Sorry - watching election all day

Spanky and Melancholia go to a ball game

Halloween - a big weekend for cats

MAGAts extremely antsy - would prefer to start killing sooner rather than later

Prerequisite for GQP candidates now requires insurrection participation

I asked a MAGAt, "Aren't you worried when you say stuff like that?"

Smoking and drinking okay - vaccine and masks not so much

Staying in the spotlight - someone is trying to kill sleaze-ball Matt Gaetz, so says Matt

Rudy "Lincoln"Giuliani

TFG - Mr. Haney calls for do-over election

Cruz scrubs plan for Australian winter "2021 runaway and hide"

Making plans in the kitchen with Spanky and Ivanka

Ivanka and the World Bank - the day the world economy came to the brink

Sinema - I don't care about people - I just needed a job - no one would hire me

Breaking - Matt Gaetz HAD to get married

Alberta wants to end revenue sharing but the rest of the country must send them help

Alberta scraps $100 gift card incentive opting instead for "gift guns"

Day off

Women's march - where the fuck was the MSM?

Obstructionist Pain In The Ass Democrat Senator Kyrsten Sinema - WTAF does she want?

Jason Kenney - a cautionary tale and a punchline

No mask, no vax? Fuck off. You belong in an isolated state/province/country. Away from smart, decent folk.

I'm terrible, but at least I'm not Jason Kenney

About That Phone Call From Spanky

Misanthropy - an oft overlooked field of endeavor

Alberta's new Health Minister - who did Jason Copping piss off?

The Alberta solution

Trump commences suing family members

Breaking News - O'Toole allows Ford and Kenney back into Canada now that election is over. Alberta Lawyer/Health Minister is out.

Trump kids still require baby sitting

Alberta Premier, Jason Kenney promises not to attempt governing again

Whoops. We screwed up. Everyone goes back to last year. I really wanted to go to the Calgary Stampede.

Far right election promises - we won't do anything

Hard to believe that humans aren't extinct

Alberta COVID shit show continues - with a lawyer running the Health Ministry

Premier of Alberta caught fleeing province for "somewhere safer"

Texas Gov Abbortt deputizes most of his state - 'grudge bounties' will soon be a reality.

Your rights? Fuck your rights! Do as the doctor says or you are going to die. And no one will GAF!

No mask, no vax? Fuck off. You belong in an isolated separate state. Away from smart, decent folk.

Texas is now officially a state of amateur abortion bounty hunters

Tom the Extremely Pissed Off and Lethargic Cat Will Be Replacing Nick

Vacation? Or has Alberta Premier Jason Kenney fled the jurisdiction?

Soldier forced to return to Afghanistan

Canada, bored with Afghanistan kerfuffle, calls an election

DeSantis and Abbott trying out mass murder as a career choice

God tells Palin 'no freaking way'

Thomas Barrack auctioning off pieces of his holdings in the GOP to make bail

Prosecutors sought 18 months - seditionist was hoping for 36

Peter Doocy - seriously?

Alberta's Unemployable Jason Kennedy Going Federal?

CPAC 2021 - Dallas edition