Sitemap - 2023 - Day In The Life

Trump summons a new, even more evil Stephen Miller back from hell

"When I'm returned to my God-given position as leader of the USA I'm making this country into a monarchy."

Just exactly how delusional is Ken Paxton?

Christmas - forget the gifts - I'm a cat - I just want the wrapping paper and ribbons

Canadians face loss of UK cheese

Tommy Tuberville calls for Israel-Hamas Christmas ceasefire

Larry the No 10 Cat wonders how much longer Trump and his wannabes will be tormenting Americans while collecting donations

'Bibi' Netanyahu plans to open real estate firm

Texas GOP governor adds addendum to law arresting and deporting foreigners

Adolf Hitler friends and relatives suing Trump for plagiarism

Israel running out of Gaza civilians to kill - start murdering their own people

Taking a break

MTG claims she knows how to end the Israel-Hamas war

Trump won't testify

Taylor Swift outpolls every single GQP candidate in C.A.T.S. poll

GQP aghast Hunter Biden paid back a loan from his father

Whatever happened to that Irish bar tab Junior and Eric walked out on?

GOP House Rep discovers President Biden's 3rd cousin once had an overdue library book

Trump runs out of Adderall setting off two day nonsensical rant

Matt Gaetz and Gym Jordan to advise Pierre Poilievre

Trump image consultants advise Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre to cover his entire face

Liz "Lettuce" Truss, short lived UK PM, wants to meddle in US politics

Canadian Conservative 'leader' Poilievre - one MAGAT f**k-up after another

Trump's favorite sex worker confused by his objection to gag order

US government decides not to lift Santos' passport

Why MSM is focusing on Israel-Hamas conflict

Trump family apparently has problems with measuring things

Larry the No 10 Cat offers some advice to George Santos - a potential Tory MP contender in the UK

Santos planning move to UK politics

Congress goes full middle school

Trump fails English test administered to immigrants

Trump wants more airtime - demands that his trials be televised

Joe Manchin not running for re-election - sets sights on the Oval Office

Trump revives his old hits

Judge Aileen Cannon called upon to do a 'service' for mob boss Trump

Trump's defense team terrified of his testimony

MSM admits that Slavic names in the Russia-Ukraine war are far too difficult to pronounce or spell

DeSantis or Trump - who has more foresight?

"I wasn't allowed to have anything to do with money."

Ivanka's testimony delayed due to beautician appointment, scheduled shopping spree and rolling out her spring line

Eric Trump looking forward to family reunion in NY courthouse

Mike Johnson on mass shooting

Trump admits that seeing Cohen in court brought back a flood of memories

GQP House of Reps employs temp agency to aid in search for a Speaker

Dysfunction in the House - anyone surprised?

Seagulls reclaim the skies - just the beginning

Putin is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore

Gym Jordan will go back to doing nothing

Trump dropped from Forbes list of rich people

Gym Jordan - the guy who came to fix the photocopier

Trump considering House Speakership

Trump-inspired insurrection taxes America's penal system

At least Kevin McCarthy outlasted former UK PM

Trump has a solution to wildfire smoke from Canada

Worried ex-FLOTUS requests a prenup do-over

India and Canada fire opening salvos as conflict commences diverting attention from Liberal clusterfuck

Canada readies BOTH fighter jets for potential war with India

Trump devastated to learn that government shutdown will not put an end to pending trials

Billy McFarland goes back to the well one more time

Acquitted on 16 charges Texas AG free to do whatever he wants

DeSantis ups ante in war with Disney World

Matt Gaetz as Florida Governor?

DeSantis promises that Floridians will be completely illiterate by the end of the decade

Hunter Biden had a gun - who cares?

Kevin McCarthy admits he has no idea what he is supposed to do as House Leader

The role of female humans and female felines are similar

Lindsey Graham looking forward to a 10 to 15 year vacation in sunny Georgia

Eric Trump shocked to hear that he is the head of Trump Org.

Millions of dollars worth of RVs abandoned in Nevada desert

McConnell to run for House seat

McConnell freezes again

Parents reportedly using Trump mugshot to scare their kids

Sarah Palin - why is she still a thing?

Putin justifies murder

Larry the No 10 Cat is seething over Rishi Sunak's California vacay

Giuliani not worried about going broke even if Trump refuses to help him

Putin hails Russia's moon landing 'an outstanding moment in Russian history'

Giuliani broke and all but homeless

Trump indicted yet again - this never gets boring

Pandemic- what did you do to pass time?

Trump rally-goers pass time playing "Got Your Nose"

DeSantis stops paying his household staff

Musk to inhabit and rename Mars

Contrary to popular belief cats have scruples

Argument in the middle of Trump indictment news celebration

Trump receives advice from beyond the grave

Trump to offer Jack Smith a job

Mitch McConnell - "I just got tired of spewing bullshit"

"Barbie” and “Oppenheimer" - a breath of fresh air

My dearest Vlad

Why is Roger Stone's head misshapen?

Charles Manson's spirit reincarnated - Donald Trump

Joe Manchin throws lumps of coal at protestors from deck of his yacht

Hundreds of loose Adderall and Xanax pills found in boxes of recovered confidential documents

Getting shit-canned does not seem to have harmed Liz Truss at all

Discovery of documents shuffle raises hope that Trump will flee the USA

Trump far too busy to bother with defending himself from criminal charges

"The media does not want me to be the nominee" - DeSantis

Teen pregnancy, venereal disease and convenience store armed robberies

Everybody complains about the unethical SCOTUS but nobody does a freaking thing about it. WTAF America?

Kari Lake to be evicted from Mar-a-Lago

MTG - "Don't worry, I ain't going nowhere. That little bitch isn't going to chase me out."

GQP targets Barbie as evil commie traitor

Coke left in WH was DJT Jr's and he wants it back

Group formerly known as "Ladies Who Lunch" change name to "Moms for Liberty"

A stray animal guardian angel in south Bangalore - Reshma Mottini

Canadian PM contender receiving training from Ron DeSantis and DJT

Is RFK Jr a MAGAt mole?

WH teleprompter writers happy to have Biden as POTUS - "Makes our job so much easier"

Hugo Chavez again working with Dems to steal the 2024 election - Sidney Powell

Does Mark Zuckerberg cut his own hair?

Cat burglar - we have a midnight thief

'Vlad the bad' seeks refuge at Mar-a-Largo

And that's a giant leap backward for women

House GQP have given up doing anything for the American taxpayer

Jim Jordan runs out of things to not do

Trump's golf shirts at the root of classified documents felony

Kennedy clan orders RFK Jr to change his last name

"I didn't hand in some papers - what's the big deal?"

Taking a break...

As the walls close in on Trump - he offers up family members and friends in exchange for immunity

Meghan missed the sound of gunfire, death and ensuing cries of anguish throughout the night

Nick is feeling the racism in India first hand

Larry the No 10 Cat, disillusioned with UK's future, said to be considering emigrating to Canada

GQP prefer slandering and name-calling to actual politicking.

Trump legal team to meet with AG Garland

From president to punchline - the long strange journey of DJT aka TFG

Modi decides that the country's ills will be fixed with a new Parliament House worth $900 billion or 900 crore

Sen Tim Scott (R-SC), seen carrying Trump's lunch, brags how well the GOP treats black Senators and House Reps.

Secret footage of GOP caucus meeting

DeSantis's bad judgement - fucked around and found out

Trump not worried about a second E Jean Carroll judgment

Trump spends at least four hours a day plotting, hating and tanning

CNN decides to give "yellow journalism" a try

Larry does Liverpool

Last seen - Mike "The Pillow" Lindell disappears while visiting Donald "The Don" Trump to ask for $5 million loan

A do-gooder Canadian cat in India.

Even rats know enough to leave a sinking ship. The GQP? Not so much.

GQP calls for ban on tonsil and appendix removal

Larry the No 10 Cat ponders - Are there any decent honourable people on the right anymore?

"I can run this country from Rikers."

Santos considering a run for GOP Presidential nomination

Twitter and the clones. The demise of Twitter as we know it.

Trump - "FIVE MILLION? Not a chance in hell I'll pay a penny. My boys in SCOTUS will see to that."

Larry The No 10 Cat not impressed with coronation

Trump fumbles on as DeSantis concentrates on remaking Florida in Texas's image

Off for a few days - new computer

Will the Trump nightmare ever end?

Cowardly DeSantis hedges bets

My weekly chat with Larry the No 10 Cat - Part II

My weekly chat with Larry the No 10 Cat - Part I

Tucker Carlson moves to Russian state TV full time

Trump and DeSantis - who is the lesser of two evils?

'Judge' Jeanine Pirro to take Tucker Carlson's time slot

Tucker Carlson - trained by George Costanza - "It's not a lie if you believe it."

Elon Musk to run as GOP POTUS candidate?

Illegal abortion - a growth industry

G'ubner Sarah can still fit into her high school grad dress

Queen Elizabeth's Corgis boycotting Chuck's coronation - Larry the No 10 Cat

Florida - masturbation to be declared illegal

Where are they now? - Devin Nunes

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DeSantis' mom wishes she would have had an abortion

In a frenzy - Gym Jordan accidentally subpoenas himself

Tennessee GOP make folk heroes of young Dem reps

Police forces recycling mass shooting weapons

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A chat with a Tennessee legislator responsible for the ejection of young blacks turfed for working for their constituents

GOP - "Transgender athlete's genitalia much bigger problem than mass shootings"

Chief Twit, Musk switches numbering system on the Bird - going hexadecimal on Twitter

Anyone need a bed sans mattress?

"Vacation" time for Ginni and Clarence

Tennessee outlaws opinions, banishes two black men, white woman allowed to remain

Trump - "Court appearance reminds me of The Apprentice".

"Keep your mouth shut or we muzzle you."

Trump and entourage arrive in NYC to face music

At least they aren't falling out of hotel windows - yet

In order to retain broadcasting license, Fox News announces name change

King Charles III to revoke India's independence and install Prince Harry as leader

Long time coming - Trump indictment

"Might as well be going to church" a 16 y.o. Florida student speaks to a pissed off cat about a DeSantis education

GOP calls home schooling a 'cure for mass shootings'

Florida teachers and students bored, kids raising hell

Trump has made it difficult to take the office of President seriously

Stormy Daniels understands Trump and his love of handcuffs

Trump chooses his 'look' for indictment day

How much more of American life is going to be wasted on Trump?

DeSantis promises to outlaw cutlery, dinnerware and all books

We're taking a week off to start a new project

Despite heading up the weaponization panel, Gym Jordan is still a do-nothing House Rep.

"Young'uns have too much time on their hands - they should be working not reading."

Larry The No 10 Cat is convinced McCarthy was huffing gasoline when he decided to turn video evidence over to Carlson

Proud Boys outraged at Tucker for calling them a 'well-behaved group of sight-seeing tourists'

Tucker Carlson admits he's a storyteller - NOT a journalist

Elon Musk - "I alone can do it"

Marianne Williamson - sheee's baaack

BREAKING - Lauren Boebert finally passes GED

"I never knew they scanned luggage for explosives and stuff. They should warn a guy."

Nick told me to write something nice - no politics, no war, no GQP

Day Two Of Kitty Rehab - a very laid back day. Or did I say that already?

Sitcoms, standup comedy

"Take this job and shove it" - House Leader Kevin McCarthy

The Trump age - four years of hell - still seeing the results

AR-15 style weapon finally recognized as 'America's National Gun' - a fitting tribute to American mass murderers and their love of death and mayhem

Kevin McCarthy selling off House assets while Emily Kohrs' social life blooms

"Central Park Four" looking forward to a reunion in Georgia

Emily Kohrs had the time of her life...

'BoJo' is still running the Tories

Putin, running out of armed forces personnel, 'recruiting' Ukrainian children to serve in Russian military

DeSantis and the No-Good Libraries - not to mention SAT and AP Classes

"Planet Earth - See It While It's Still Here"

WOMEN'S HEALTH - PSA

Plans for scheduled destruction of Earth put on hold

The real reason GOP wants to ban abortion pill

2023 - A Space Lunacy

Trump will self-pardon if elected and resign the next day

BREAKING - Chinese balloon just wanted to watch Super Bowl

Triple Crown Winner of GOP awards at SOTU - MTG - it was expected to be embarrassing

Something or someone getting old? Get rid of it!

Did Governor Sarah even watch the SOTU?

SOTU and a big thank you for those donating to Tom's 'Donate to animal shelters' fund

Who or what wears an "H Cup" bra?

Lost a little bit of radioactive material in the Aussie outback? No worries mate.

Shell purposely ignoring promise to do away with non-renewable resources

That damn Chinese spy balloon

Hunter Biden's laptop - a full time job for GOP Reps and a colossal waste of American taxpayers' money

I could really use a happy news day

What's Josh Hawley been up to?

Driverless Teslas are restless and bored with their existence

Modi's toady - Elon Musk - Free Speech Guru

"I'd suspend my father but he deactivated his Twitter account the day before I took over." Elon Musk

Who is George Santos, really?

Modi personally greets Canadians at airports

Why do you 'two-legs' resist the need for a nap?

News Story 1, News Story 2, News Story 3 - repeat ad nauseam - 24/7

Reverse Watergate - the Biden papers

Is Merrick Garland sub-contracting all his work?

We're finally heading back to India to satirize Modi and the BJP, as well as their hatred of Muslims

Weisselberg elated with sentence - wishes it were longer

Nick's restriction of my consumption of political news - imagining Trump's first week in prison

The many and varied ways we cats screw with our humans - a primer

"This leadership voting thing is the longest consecutive time I've spent in the House since coming to DC" - MTG

"I've done all I can do for McCarthy" - TFG

FROM THE UK - Loathsome Nigel Farage is returning to politics to fuck with the Tories

Trump left all alone on New Year's Eve - MSM, family invited but couldn't be bothered to attend

Trump to form new party for his 2024 presidential run