Sitemap - 2022 - Day In The Life

Trump's latest business venture - selling/renting burial plots on his golf courses

Street cleaners in India object to being required to clean up dead Russians

Tories hold annual Conservative Christmas Cotillion - Larry the No 10 Cat crashes the party

PM Rishi Sunak recommends a homeless man in line at a soup kitchen "get a job in business"

Distracted by World Cup and Christmas partying, Tories forgot that winter was freezing cold

Cocaine and No 10 Downing Street

Rishi Sunak - impeccably groomed, well dressed and professionally scripted

UPDATE - LARRY THE No. 10 CAT to join Tom the pissed off cat and Nick satirizing and analysing the Tories and British political scene starting Monday

Taking his cue from FTX, Musk is planning to sell non-existent assets.

Did Nick offend Musk?

Josh Hawley reportedly training hard for next insurrection

Canada's 'Little Texas' to ship seniors and school children to neighboring provinces

Kyrsten, Kari and Kanye join forces under Trump banner

Kyrsten Sinema was a Democrat? Who knew?

Herschel Walker relieved by loss

Merrick Garland hands the Trump mess off to a real legal mind

GOP Reps looking forward to starting part-time jobs

Herschel Walker bound and gagged in hotel room by GOP exec

Missing Senate GOP candidate Herschel Walker found campaigning in Atlantic City

Chatting with Ivanka - the next Estée Lauder?

Musk has no discernible sense of humor

Merrick Garland hands off to a real legal mind

Don't pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel

America! WTAF?

Musk following Trump business model

As usual, the cat was correct

Tories appoint head of lettuce as new PM

Henny Penny journalism always runs rampant pre-election

Want a Blue Check Mark On Your Twitter Account?

Tories convert No 10 into a short stay Airbnb

US not bothering to congratulate new Brit PM

UK Tories Do Away With Elections

Boris Johnson suggests Tories go 'topless'

Prison warden calls Bannon sentence a punishment for prison staff

Larry the No 10 Cat to choose new PM

Boris Johnson looking forward to re-opening nightclub

Tory Talk - "Maybe we should recall Boris?"

Kwarteng needn't have rushed home

Kami-Kwasi Kwarteng rushes home from annual IMF meeting after Liz attempts to do her own thinking

'The Thick of It' - Liz Truss needs a Malcolm Tucker

Eric Trump - "FBI seized docs dad couldn't sell"

DOJ - indict him already

Donald Trump Jr admits to using cocaine 'just once'

Noted speech pathologist reveals "Elon Musk thinks and speaks in Tweets"

'Kamikwasi' Kwarteng explains his f**ked up budget - "I was pressured by the Queen's death."

Trump demands Pope intervene in documents investigation

Trump gives Junior and Kimmie a job

Eric Trump - keeping track of dad's friends and enemies

Trump - "Vlad, I can help you."

Truss - "I'm so far out of my depth. I haven't slept in a fortnight. I don't know what I'm doing."

DeSantis takes credit for moving migrants out of Hurricane Ian's path

Trump assures Florida - "I alone can divert Ian."

He was a shit PM but at least BoJo had a personality. Where is Truss hiding?

Putin offers Trump family refuge

Larry the No 10 cat and 'Trickle Down Liz'

FBI assures public that agents were sprayed down with antiseptic as they left Trump's bedroom

Trump confused about "Special Master"

Lindsey Graham "Truthfully I don't care one way or another about abortion. I've never even seen a woman's regina."

GOP plans on running Joe McCarthy for POTUS in 2024

BoJo shows up at No10 for pre-funeral party

DeSantis - "The only immigrants I want in Florida are retired rich Jews from New York."

Trump brags his funeral will draw a bigger crowd than Queen Elizabeth's

Trump's advice to King Charles III

Trump says golf course meeting was a softball game

Liz Truss was having a brutal first week in Parliament when the Queen died and saved her ass

Trump - "They can have the intel - I already sold anything of worth."

GQP proposes no legislation in election years

Rest well Elizabeth

Her first act as a resident of No. 10 - Liz Truss attempts to bathe Larry the Cat

How much intel did Trump sell BEFORE the FBI showed up?

Larry the Cat announces he will run for PM

Sixth Trump offspring found living in Mar-a-Lago basement

Goodbye Nick

Leave it to Breitbart - it's their type of news

Trump goes feral

GQP promises violence if TFG indicted

Florida motel owner outraged that his kids don't qualify for student loan assistance

CNN is fast becoming Fox Lite

'Eat Play Sleep'

MAGAt spokesman - "Show your anger - spoil your ballot with a bullet"

Colombia considers decriminalizing cocaine - Trump Jr considers relocating to Bogota

This is what happens when you go to the market and you don't have a firm grasp of the local language...

Sarah Palin - "I really wanted to run in a decent state, but they're all Democrat strongholds."

Voting is like having sex - it doesn't stay done.

Trump - "No one has ever taken the Fifth as many times as I have."

BREAKING - Eric Trump claims Trump Organization made billions by selling nuke secrets to Putin

Chuck Grassley reminisces about witnessing the signing of the Declaration of Independence

Where is Junior? Not that anyone really cares.

Melania explains why she destroyed Jackie's Rose Garden

"Not a raid," says Trump "I just called the FBI to help me open a safe at Mar-A-Lardo"

Ted Cruz goes full Nikita Khrushchev — bangs boot on desk during Judiciary Committee hearing

Maybe BoJo wasn't that bad after all

In the past year Alex Jones has been giving millions in cash to friends and relatives 'for safe-keeping'

Eric Trump was set to enter senate race in Missouri - he's devastated to find he got the date wrong

Kansas sends a message to SCOTUS - "Don't fuck with hard won women's rights"

I had a dream last night - Trump had to be dug out of a bunker he was hiding in at Bedminster - just like his hero Saddam Hussein

The latest Trump grift - funerals

"My daddy loves me so much he murdered my mommy"

Trumpista MAGAt version of book burning - attack librarians and booksellers

Andrew Yang - loser, wannabe, never-was and never-will be

Prisoners in Cell Block 'C' looking forward to Gaetz's arrival

Drunk driver with forehead big enough to screen movies body shames 19 year old woman who raises $1m for abortion rights

Nick went to Cambodia for a couple of days & left me alone - a purrfect cat holiday

Secret Service - incredibly inept participants or hillbilly co-conspirators?

'Crazy Rudy' to housesit for Stevie 'Two Shirts' Bannon while he serves his time

US Olympic track team recruits Josh Hawley

Women can't cross state lines but it was okay for Rittenhouse to go on a killing spree in another state

Trump's '18 1/2 minute gap' courtesy of the Secret Service

Merrick Garland goes part-time

It's been a whole year since I became pissed off

They should've listened to Major Biden

"She was probably asking for it." Gym Jordan - master of doing nothing calls rape of 10 year old 'fake'.

Matt Gaetz upset that active shooter phone alerts will interfere with his teenage girl prostitution business

Laughed out of court Steve Bannon takes to hiding in his basement with Lindsey Graham

Larry the Cat wants his home back

'Muskland' - Elon Musk's latest cash grab

Apologies from Tom

The kitty harness has been trashed

Locked in a hotel bathroom - a cat's revenge

That's the last time I do anything nice for a human

Happy 4th America! You still have a lot to celebrate!

Is Clarence Thomas 'Q'?

SCOTUS intends to outlaw the spaying/neutering of family pets

Americans care more for the reproductive health of household pets than they care for women's health.

And fade to black...Trump & Rudy

Growling and hissing

Purring and grinning

GQP to convene their own January 6th hearing

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau officially declares USA 'a cautionary tale'

Ginni Thomas loves being an "It Girl"

Visitors to Capitol consider the sconces to be best part of January 5th Loudermilk tour

A drunk Rudy is not a problem for the GQP

History's longest and most expensive election still raging - really should put a cat in charge of this

Jared admits to peddling pardons

Trump throws Ivanka under the bus

BoJo survives non-confidence vote

USA disqualified from Nobel Peace Prize consideration for foreseeable future

Trump Org seeks to monetize mass shootings

GOP lobby group wants to have "I don't recall" replace the Fifth Amendment wording

Cigarettes, guns and money

Cruz - "The number and size of doors are the problem."

Greg Abbott on Uvalde school slaughter - "It could've been worse."

Trump wants Perdue PAC donation to be returned

Cawthorn threatens to savagely assault trees owned by those GOP members responsible for his primary defeat

Elon Musk - much more than an annoyance - he's a freaking troll

Will Madison Cawthorn's defeat discourage other teens from running for office?

Fox News vying for broadcast rights to mass murders

What is Bannon up to now?

Zuckerberg attempts to make peace with Winklevoss twins

GOP to end all public schooling

Madison Cawthorn grounded

Terror in Bangor - chalk sidewalk messages terrify Sen. Susan Collins

GOP wants to return America to a time when men were men and women were their secretaries

Amy Coney Barrett bemoans severe rape baby shortage "America's inventory of babies is dwindling"

GOP candidate has affair, kills cancer stricken wife, disposes of body in a creek, is jailed, and wins GOP primary while awaiting trial

DeSantis unveils first two members of his presidential campaign team

Trump to open 'for profit' church

"That's enough of this slow walk disenfranchisement of women - just do it." Marjorie Taylor Greene

Trump announces mobile abortion

BREAKING - SCOTUS turns back time

BREAKING - JD Vance legally changes name to JD Mandel

Kyrsten Sinema treated for depression

‘Very dangerous’ fruit

Rand Paul claims beating from neighbor has rendered him impotent

Creepy car salesman buys Twitter

And we're off to Saigon!

"I don't recall."

Junior Launches 'Trump Cocaine Corp'

DeSantis revises Florida school curriculum

Junior and Guilfoyle - a house full of White House furniture and white powder

CBS hires Alex Jones and Roger Stone

Dear Tucker - Will testicle tanning make me more popular?

BREAKING - Trump announces nightly book burnings at Mar-a-Lardo

DeSantis outlaws analog timepieces

Elon Musk and the naming of children (with apologies to TS Eliot)

Putin decides to repurpose Russian navy

Trump 'works' in Oval Office clone at Mar-a-Lardo

New Year in Sri Lanka - Nick and I are taking a break.

GQP calls for Dr. Jill Biden's impeachment

Marjorie Taylor Greene packs bag and leaves town

Trump insists that Hillary Clinton testify to the Jan 6th committee

Plans for White House 'repurposing' and Lincoln Memorial found in the boxes Trump stole

Trump calls election

In memory of Eric Boehlert

MAGAts thoroughly befuddled by MSM's use of different spellings of Zelensky

Ivanka spends 8 hours with Jan 6 committee - most of it flogging Trump merchandise

Tennessee drops age requirement for marriage - claims it will put an end to child porn

She just won't stay dead - Sarah Palin redux

BREAKING - Merrick Garland seizes oligarch's yacht and gives it to Donald J Trump's minions

A cat's eye view - Tom is pissed off at weak ass penalties for insurrectionists

Breaking - Russian war death toll almost equals US mass shooting deaths in March

Cawthorn - "GOP bullies forced me to go to lynchings and cocaine orgies and assassinations and made me buy guns and shoot trees"

Devin Nunes finds new job unfulfilling

The mobile party is over

Trump - where was he was for 7 hours? Explanation - number 2 of a series

Trump on 7 hour gap - "I went golfing with Bebe."

Where is Merrick Garland?

"Nobody is paying attention to me. It's always Putin, Putin, Putin."

Trump plans to sue over half the population of the USA

Justice Thomas begs to be readmitted to hospital

Florida man arrested for loitering near all-girl middle school

Breaking - Madison Cawthorn literally shoots himself in foot

Marsha Blackburn declared "Extreme Fire Hazard"

Marsha Blackburn gets too near a candle - hair bursts into flames

"Do you have any idea who I am?" Ted Cruz asks airline worker as he attempts to check in for flight

Trump gives Putin advice on holding an effective rally

Meet the Trumps - a family of carnies

Congressman has high school diploma revoked

Cristina Bayardelle admits why she married and divorced professional tree boxer Madison Cawthorn

Sarah Palin offers to "keep an eye" on Russia

Congressman arrested for destroying squirrel habitat

Putin goes full Trump

Putin orders Russian scientists to make Botox

Trump announces plans to run

Putin blames Trump for bad reputation

Cats and the terror of Daylight Saving Time

Birthplace of Ted Cruz purposely demolished

Yet another Tom Brady variant appears.

Please buy me a new plane, my old one almost killed me

The Truth about TFG's "Truth Social"

Q's identity revealed

Vlad explains himself

See you later alligators...

Far too much to flush

The Trumps hold an emergency meeting

Sarah Palin ordered back to Alaska

Eric can't take the pressure - turns to cocaine

Trump accountants deny knowing Trump Org - I think they brought coffee

Far too much to flush

"He often ran out of toilet paper..."

Trump explains, "We were out of toilet paper..."

Trump ripped up Eric's birth certificate

Canadian province to use school children as lab rats

Kevin McCarthy runs away from tough questions - and he runs fast

No knock warrant - all but certain death for POC

Trump took/stole souvenirs/evidence from 1600 Pennsylvania

Mask up. Sing. Dance. The GOP reputation cleanse.

Trump's next business venture - Professional Pillow Fighting - a father-daughter bonding experience

Cleaning staff busy at No. 10 - getting ready for new tenants

Freedom Convoy - attention seeking and a good excuse for a party - Canada's "Freedom Riders"

"We want our kids as ignorant as Maggie Three Names and Lauren Boebert."

MSM ignores economy news to run a Joe Rogan drinking piss story

Doocy - one stupid son of a bitch

Fox News goes totally fact free.

Larry the Cat looking forward to having No. 10 Downing to himself

Larry the Cat looking forward to having No. 10 Downing to himself

RFK Sr materializes in LA hotel kitchen looking for RFK Jr - "I have to have a little chat with him"

Kavanaugh finally admits who paid off his debt

What I learned while showering - antivaxxers and anti-maskers are too f**king lazy to save their own lives

Unlike the USA, the UK does not tolerate misbehavior from its leaders

Is Vanky a target or a witness? Is TFG a tad nervous? Did she really wear a panty shield on her head? Why?

Manchin and Sinema officially welcomed as members of Republican Party

Rudy looking forward to having his own place - even if it's shared with thousands

Beltway media desperate to make GOP look reasonable.

Beltway media has officially run out of things to criticize. Lots of spare time.

SCOTUS opens medical clinic

Slow news day - MSM hit rock bottom

'Dumbest Trump Alive' Award Announced

MAGAts shun Trump's bleach in favor of piss

Cruz's sycophancy knows no bounds

Melania desperate to hit the road with Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne, says son Barron

Melancholia solicits Eric's expert help with her garage sale

Ted Cruz shoots his mouth off and causes a load of work McCarthy is not prepared or qualified to do.

Trump Steaks back in business