Sitemap - 2022 - Day In The Life
Trump's latest business venture - selling/renting burial plots on his golf courses
Street cleaners in India object to being required to clean up dead Russians
Tories hold annual Conservative Christmas Cotillion - Larry the No 10 Cat crashes the party
PM Rishi Sunak recommends a homeless man in line at a soup kitchen "get a job in business"
Distracted by World Cup and Christmas partying, Tories forgot that winter was freezing cold
Cocaine and No 10 Downing Street
Rishi Sunak - impeccably groomed, well dressed and professionally scripted
Taking his cue from FTX, Musk is planning to sell non-existent assets.
Josh Hawley reportedly training hard for next insurrection
Canada's 'Little Texas' to ship seniors and school children to neighboring provinces
Kyrsten, Kari and Kanye join forces under Trump banner
Kyrsten Sinema was a Democrat? Who knew?
Herschel Walker relieved by loss
Merrick Garland hands the Trump mess off to a real legal mind
GOP Reps looking forward to starting part-time jobs
Herschel Walker bound and gagged in hotel room by GOP exec
Missing Senate GOP candidate Herschel Walker found campaigning in Atlantic City
Chatting with Ivanka - the next Estée Lauder?
Musk has no discernible sense of humor
Merrick Garland hands off to a real legal mind
Don't pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel
Musk following Trump business model
Tories appoint head of lettuce as new PM
Henny Penny journalism always runs rampant pre-election
Want a Blue Check Mark On Your Twitter Account?
Tories convert No 10 into a short stay Airbnb
US not bothering to congratulate new Brit PM
UK Tories Do Away With Elections
Boris Johnson suggests Tories go 'topless'
Prison warden calls Bannon sentence a punishment for prison staff
Larry the No 10 Cat to choose new PM
Boris Johnson looking forward to re-opening nightclub
Tory Talk - "Maybe we should recall Boris?"
Kwarteng needn't have rushed home
Kami-Kwasi Kwarteng rushes home from annual IMF meeting after Liz attempts to do her own thinking
'The Thick of It' - Liz Truss needs a Malcolm Tucker
Eric Trump - "FBI seized docs dad couldn't sell"
Donald Trump Jr admits to using cocaine 'just once'
Noted speech pathologist reveals "Elon Musk thinks and speaks in Tweets"
'Kamikwasi' Kwarteng explains his f**ked up budget - "I was pressured by the Queen's death."
Trump demands Pope intervene in documents investigation
Trump gives Junior and Kimmie a job
Eric Trump - keeping track of dad's friends and enemies
Trump - "Vlad, I can help you."
Truss - "I'm so far out of my depth. I haven't slept in a fortnight. I don't know what I'm doing."
DeSantis takes credit for moving migrants out of Hurricane Ian's path
Trump assures Florida - "I alone can divert Ian."
He was a shit PM but at least BoJo had a personality. Where is Truss hiding?
Putin offers Trump family refuge
Larry the No 10 cat and 'Trickle Down Liz'
FBI assures public that agents were sprayed down with antiseptic as they left Trump's bedroom
Trump confused about "Special Master"
GOP plans on running Joe McCarthy for POTUS in 2024
BoJo shows up at No10 for pre-funeral party
DeSantis - "The only immigrants I want in Florida are retired rich Jews from New York."
Trump brags his funeral will draw a bigger crowd than Queen Elizabeth's
Trump's advice to King Charles III
Trump says golf course meeting was a softball game
Liz Truss was having a brutal first week in Parliament when the Queen died and saved her ass
Trump - "They can have the intel - I already sold anything of worth."
GQP proposes no legislation in election years
Her first act as a resident of No. 10 - Liz Truss attempts to bathe Larry the Cat
How much intel did Trump sell BEFORE the FBI showed up?
Larry the Cat announces he will run for PM
Sixth Trump offspring found living in Mar-a-Lago basement
Leave it to Breitbart - it's their type of news
GQP promises violence if TFG indicted
Florida motel owner outraged that his kids don't qualify for student loan assistance
MAGAt spokesman - "Show your anger - spoil your ballot with a bullet"
Colombia considers decriminalizing cocaine - Trump Jr considers relocating to Bogota
Sarah Palin - "I really wanted to run in a decent state, but they're all Democrat strongholds."
Voting is like having sex - it doesn't stay done.
Trump - "No one has ever taken the Fifth as many times as I have."
BREAKING - Eric Trump claims Trump Organization made billions by selling nuke secrets to Putin
Chuck Grassley reminisces about witnessing the signing of the Declaration of Independence
Where is Junior? Not that anyone really cares.
Melania explains why she destroyed Jackie's Rose Garden
"Not a raid," says Trump "I just called the FBI to help me open a safe at Mar-A-Lardo"
Ted Cruz goes full Nikita Khrushchev — bangs boot on desk during Judiciary Committee hearing
Maybe BoJo wasn't that bad after all
Eric Trump was set to enter senate race in Missouri - he's devastated to find he got the date wrong
Kansas sends a message to SCOTUS - "Don't fuck with hard won women's rights"
The latest Trump grift - funerals
"My daddy loves me so much he murdered my mommy"
Trumpista MAGAt version of book burning - attack librarians and booksellers
Andrew Yang - loser, wannabe, never-was and never-will be
Prisoners in Cell Block 'C' looking forward to Gaetz's arrival
Nick went to Cambodia for a couple of days & left me alone - a purrfect cat holiday
Secret Service - incredibly inept participants or hillbilly co-conspirators?
'Crazy Rudy' to housesit for Stevie 'Two Shirts' Bannon while he serves his time
US Olympic track team recruits Josh Hawley
Trump's '18 1/2 minute gap' courtesy of the Secret Service
Merrick Garland goes part-time
It's been a whole year since I became pissed off
They should've listened to Major Biden
Laughed out of court Steve Bannon takes to hiding in his basement with Lindsey Graham
Larry the Cat wants his home back
'Muskland' - Elon Musk's latest cash grab
The kitty harness has been trashed
Locked in a hotel bathroom - a cat's revenge
That's the last time I do anything nice for a human
Happy 4th America! You still have a lot to celebrate!
SCOTUS intends to outlaw the spaying/neutering of family pets
Americans care more for the reproductive health of household pets than they care for women's health.
And fade to black...Trump & Rudy
GQP to convene their own January 6th hearing
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau officially declares USA 'a cautionary tale'
Ginni Thomas loves being an "It Girl"
Visitors to Capitol consider the sconces to be best part of January 5th Loudermilk tour
A drunk Rudy is not a problem for the GQP
Jared admits to peddling pardons
Trump throws Ivanka under the bus
BoJo survives non-confidence vote
USA disqualified from Nobel Peace Prize consideration for foreseeable future
Trump Org seeks to monetize mass shootings
GOP lobby group wants to have "I don't recall" replace the Fifth Amendment wording
Cruz - "The number and size of doors are the problem."
Greg Abbott on Uvalde school slaughter - "It could've been worse."
Trump wants Perdue PAC donation to be returned
Elon Musk - much more than an annoyance - he's a freaking troll
Will Madison Cawthorn's defeat discourage other teens from running for office?
Fox News vying for broadcast rights to mass murders
Zuckerberg attempts to make peace with Winklevoss twins
GOP to end all public schooling
Terror in Bangor - chalk sidewalk messages terrify Sen. Susan Collins
GOP wants to return America to a time when men were men and women were their secretaries
Amy Coney Barrett bemoans severe rape baby shortage "America's inventory of babies is dwindling"
DeSantis unveils first two members of his presidential campaign team
Trump to open 'for profit' church
"That's enough of this slow walk disenfranchisement of women - just do it." Marjorie Taylor Greene
Trump announces mobile abortion
BREAKING - SCOTUS turns back time
BREAKING - JD Vance legally changes name to JD Mandel
Kyrsten Sinema treated for depression
Rand Paul claims beating from neighbor has rendered him impotent
Creepy car salesman buys Twitter
Junior Launches 'Trump Cocaine Corp'
DeSantis revises Florida school curriculum
Junior and Guilfoyle - a house full of White House furniture and white powder
CBS hires Alex Jones and Roger Stone
Dear Tucker - Will testicle tanning make me more popular?
BREAKING - Trump announces nightly book burnings at Mar-a-Lardo
DeSantis outlaws analog timepieces
Elon Musk and the naming of children (with apologies to TS Eliot)
Putin decides to repurpose Russian navy
Trump 'works' in Oval Office clone at Mar-a-Lardo
New Year in Sri Lanka - Nick and I are taking a break.
GQP calls for Dr. Jill Biden's impeachment
Marjorie Taylor Greene packs bag and leaves town
Trump insists that Hillary Clinton testify to the Jan 6th committee
Plans for White House 'repurposing' and Lincoln Memorial found in the boxes Trump stole
MAGAts thoroughly befuddled by MSM's use of different spellings of Zelensky
Ivanka spends 8 hours with Jan 6 committee - most of it flogging Trump merchandise
Tennessee drops age requirement for marriage - claims it will put an end to child porn
She just won't stay dead - Sarah Palin redux
BREAKING - Merrick Garland seizes oligarch's yacht and gives it to Donald J Trump's minions
A cat's eye view - Tom is pissed off at weak ass penalties for insurrectionists
Breaking - Russian war death toll almost equals US mass shooting deaths in March
Devin Nunes finds new job unfulfilling
Trump - where was he was for 7 hours? Explanation - number 2 of a series
Trump on 7 hour gap - "I went golfing with Bebe."
"Nobody is paying attention to me. It's always Putin, Putin, Putin."
Trump plans to sue over half the population of the USA
Justice Thomas begs to be readmitted to hospital
Florida man arrested for loitering near all-girl middle school
Breaking - Madison Cawthorn literally shoots himself in foot
Marsha Blackburn declared "Extreme Fire Hazard"
Marsha Blackburn gets too near a candle - hair bursts into flames
"Do you have any idea who I am?" Ted Cruz asks airline worker as he attempts to check in for flight
Trump gives Putin advice on holding an effective rally
Meet the Trumps - a family of carnies
Congressman has high school diploma revoked
Cristina Bayardelle admits why she married and divorced professional tree boxer Madison Cawthorn
Sarah Palin offers to "keep an eye" on Russia
Congressman arrested for destroying squirrel habitat
Putin orders Russian scientists to make Botox
Putin blames Trump for bad reputation
Cats and the terror of Daylight Saving Time
Birthplace of Ted Cruz purposely demolished
Yet another Tom Brady variant appears.
Please buy me a new plane, my old one almost killed me
The Truth about TFG's "Truth Social"
The Trumps hold an emergency meeting
Sarah Palin ordered back to Alaska
Eric can't take the pressure - turns to cocaine
Trump accountants deny knowing Trump Org - I think they brought coffee
"He often ran out of toilet paper..."
Trump explains, "We were out of toilet paper..."
Trump ripped up Eric's birth certificate
Canadian province to use school children as lab rats
Kevin McCarthy runs away from tough questions - and he runs fast
No knock warrant - all but certain death for POC
Trump took/stole souvenirs/evidence from 1600 Pennsylvania
Mask up. Sing. Dance. The GOP reputation cleanse.
Trump's next business venture - Professional Pillow Fighting - a father-daughter bonding experience
Cleaning staff busy at No. 10 - getting ready for new tenants
Freedom Convoy - attention seeking and a good excuse for a party - Canada's "Freedom Riders"
"We want our kids as ignorant as Maggie Three Names and Lauren Boebert."
MSM ignores economy news to run a Joe Rogan drinking piss story
Doocy - one stupid son of a bitch
Fox News goes totally fact free.
Larry the Cat looking forward to having No. 10 Downing to himself
Larry the Cat looking forward to having No. 10 Downing to himself
RFK Sr materializes in LA hotel kitchen looking for RFK Jr - "I have to have a little chat with him"
Kavanaugh finally admits who paid off his debt
Unlike the USA, the UK does not tolerate misbehavior from its leaders
Manchin and Sinema officially welcomed as members of Republican Party
Rudy looking forward to having his own place - even if it's shared with thousands
Beltway media desperate to make GOP look reasonable.
Beltway media has officially run out of things to criticize. Lots of spare time.
Slow news day - MSM hit rock bottom
'Dumbest Trump Alive' Award Announced
MAGAts shun Trump's bleach in favor of piss
Cruz's sycophancy knows no bounds
Melania desperate to hit the road with Bob Dylan and Jeff Lynne, says son Barron
Melancholia solicits Eric's expert help with her garage sale
Ted Cruz shoots his mouth off and causes a load of work McCarthy is not prepared or qualified to do.